Death Piggy Lyrics by Dave Brockie


Transcribed by BJ Felix and huntermc


LOVE WAR

G.O.D. SPELLS GOD

Welcome to our world
It's the world of G
Where G. O. D. spells God
G. O. D. spells God
G. O. D. spells God
G. O. D. spells God


SPLATTER FLICK

He's dressed to kill
Close your eyes
He's dressed to drill
Slumber party massacre

Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick

Close your eyes
He's dressed to drill
Slumber party

Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick
Splatter flick, it's so sick


EAT THE PEOPLE

I say yeah, oh yeah
Hey you go down the street
You eat the people you meet
Well what do you say
After you eat the people you meet
Do you eat their feet?

Go to church, go to the pub
Go to the laundry, eat a sub
No, we've been playing much too long
Let us end this stupid song


FAT MAN

Oddities atop oddities we try and understand
Commodities atop commodities
WE LOVE YOU FAT MAN

Standing in the aisle
Watch the fat man smile
Lying all the while
He is buying Dial

Oddities atop oddities we try and understand
Commodities atop commodities
WE LOVE YOU FAT MAN

Products on T.V.
They are buying me
Eating all I see.....
I WILL EAT TV........


NYMPHO

Do you what are you maybe one under seven
Do you maybe want some ketchup
Aaaah, mustard
I like bologna, say I like salami

Mayonaisse
Mayonaisse
Mayonaisse
Mayonaisse


BATHTUB IN SPACE

I tried to get out, I tried to dry off
But when I got out it called my bluff
Bathtub in space, bathtub in space
Once you get in what a difference you make

I went up in space, I've given up hope
When I got out I slipped on the soap
Bathtub in space, bathtub in space
Bathtub in space what a difference it'll make

We're all in bathtubs, given up hope
What's that mean but soap on a rope

Bathtub in space, high above earth
You know I'm covered in cosmic dirt
Bathtub in space, bathtub in space
Once you get in what a difference it'll make


NO PROB, DUDE!

No prob, dude (no prob, dude)
Said no prob dude (no prob, dude)
Said no prob dude (no prob, dude)
They throw a piece of them said
No prob, dude (no prob, dude)
Said no prob dude (no prob, dude)
Said no prob dude (no prob, dude)
They grow up introduced said
When our boy is thirty one
His father said "here son, a gun"
But now our boy is thirty four
He's insulating your attic floor

(no prob, dude)
(no prob, dude)
(no prob, dude)
This boy won't be subdued
Say no prob dude (no prob, dude)
Say no prob dude (no prob, dude)
Say no prob dude (no prob, dude)
This boy won't eat fondue


MANGOES AND GOATS

When I think of mangoes, I think of goats
I think of goats I think of you

When I think of mangoes, I think of goats
I think of goats I think of you
When I think of mangoes, I don't think of goats
I think about one that is true

When I think of mangoes, when I think of mangoes
When I don't think of goats I think of you

When I think of mangoes I don't think of mangoes
I don't think of goats I think of you

I think of goats, I think of goats I think of you
I think of mangoes I don't think of goats
I think of something that is true

When I think of mangoes, when I think of mangoes
When I think of goats I think of you
I think of you I think of you


DEATH RULES THE FAIRWAY

WELCOME

Welcome to the record
One, two, three, four


BONER

Every girl in the neighborhood knows,
All the girls are taking off their clothes!
Boner!
Boner!
Boner!
Babababba

You know he's got so many women
You know he's got 50 women
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
Babababababababah

You know he's coming he's coming to town
And when he gets there he's gonna fuck you
Boner!
Boner!
I got a boner!
Buhbuhbuhbuhbah-ah-ah-yaaaaa
I'm gettin' off!


SHOWBIZ

Come on now
Come on kids
All your friends
It's where they live, at

Come on now
Come on kids
All your friends
It's where they live, at

Come on now
Come on kids
All your friends
It's where they live, at

Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz

your birthday party comes alive, at

come on now
come on kids
all your friends
its where they livin'

come on now
come on your crazy kids
all your friends
You know it's where they live, at

Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
Showbiz
oooooooohhhh


DINNER IN THE MORINING

Dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the afternoon
I don't care what you say my lifes a looney toon
Dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the afternoon
We will remain, we shall retain the life since we have ooooh

He came to town
He ate the ground
dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the afternoon
I don't care what you say my lifes a looney aaaaaaaah
Dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the fucking afternoon
I don't care, I don't care
We are oooh oooh

I'm so much older
And so much wiser
I want to be a supervisior
So much ?????
????????
Dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the afternoon
Iiiiiiiiiii aaaaah ahhhhh!
dinner in the moring dinner in the evning, dinner in the after-fucking-noon,
We will remain, we shall retain the life since we have ooooh


WHIPPIN' ROUND THE BAY

Said I'm whippin' round the bay
I got daddy's charge card, hey
Said I'm whippin' round the bay
I got daddy's charge card, hey
Said I'm whippin' round the bay
I got daddy's charge card, hey
I'm whippin' round the bay
I got daddy's charge card, hey
Saw my mommy saw my daddy
Saw my mommy, she was on top of me
But will you tell me why is it so
Said in this world of death and doubt
I've got to purge myself with shout
But can you tell me why i feel so lumpy?
Lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy
Said I'm whippin' round the bay
I got daddy's charge card, hey
????? long
Life's too short, it's like a song
With my luck we'll go who knows where
Go I will go I know
One thing, one thing for sure
I'm gonna end up in the ground
And one day my flesh will rot away
And I'll be found a thousand years from now
And all the things I said and brought
They'll be bought, they'll be bought
And all the things and all the wings I never owned

I got daddy


CERAMIC BUTT

In a world or in a bar
??????
It's in a world, it's in a world
I was crawling on the floor
My brain was dripping out my ears and i wanted more
More and more
Well im walking, there's somthing on my skin,
What's happening to my teeth ?
What of the thought I'm in


POET

Met this friend of mine, he's a poet
You know he's troubled inside, he's a poet
You know this friend of mine, he's a poet
You know he's troubled inside, he didn't even know it
He didn't even know his mind
Don't know mine

You know he's just like me, he's a poet
You know he's just like me, you know, you know it
You know I'm troubled inside
You know I'm troubled inside and I didn't even know it
I didn't even know in my mind


GROUND "B" SOUND

Hey dude, you said he came to town
You said, you said the ground b
You said, said the ground b sound

???
Jump to say they say,
They know , they know these towns ow
They say, they say the ground B sound

?? wig went into your hair
It's the ground, it's all around
Ground b sound
Ground b sound
All around, all around

Every night take the wings off ??
They drop the bomb on to my ??
They say, they say the ground b sound

???
Jump to say they say,
They know , they know these towns
They said, they said the ground B sound

When I saw the light and I said goodnight,
Well maybe I will stay for one bite
The sound it's all around
Ground b sound
Ground b sound
All around, all around

I used to live in this town but
But now it's time to fly but
It's one of my ???

??
???
???
And the young will bear your grudge


JOEY DIED TODAY

Joey died today, he went away
Joey died bad, and before he died he knew he was mad
Joey died today, he went away
Joey died bad, and before he died he knew he was dead

Joey's body drove off in the car
His mother was alive and she was crying
"Oh Joey you betrayed us, and you betrayed your pa
Oh my only darling suckled son, where are you now?"

Hey Joey
You're getting blood on the upholstery

Joey died today, he went away
Joey died bad, and before he died he knew he was bad
Joey died today, he went away
Joey died bad, and before he died he knew he was dead

Joey's dead body drove off in the car
His brother was alive and screaming
He said "You fucked up man,
You turned your back,"
Joey's friend
You're dead again, said
"You're coming back"


MINUTE 2 LIVE

good morning, yeah...
well yeah it's true but it's
I don't know about that...
....that thing on the ground
what is that?

Some new identity
Some cosmic energy
Some call it entropy
But I don't know if it has anything to do with me
...there's this army
We've got plastic identity cards
(revolution, revolution)

Oh my god it's finally happening
Oh my god ???
Oh shit what do I do
We're a city of the damned
???
Now just one minute
????

You'll have time you hear the boom
And maybe even see mushrooms
As you die you'll wonder why
Minute to live ??
Why
You got one thing who does it
????
You won't have time to wonder why so

First they pollute the ocean and then they pollute the land and then they pollute the air and then they pollute every fucking thing
it's very expensive

(this one has lots of babbling and multiple voices talking at the same time, so some parts are harder to understand)


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