TIME FOR DEATH
Sun goes down, bodies on the ground
And now it's time for death
Sun comes up, bloody pulp
And now it's time for death
Time for death, it's to the left
And now it's time for death
There's no sun, just a human slum
And now it's time for DEATH
AEIOU
U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!
AMERICANIZED
I'm Americanized
USA - I'm Americanized
I'm Americanized
Drugs unt guns, drugs and guns
I'M IN LOVE (WITH A DEAD DOG)
When I first met you, I knew I loved you
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling
Paw in fist we stalk through the rutabaga garden
The butter so bitter, the shitter
(the death of pookie)
You begin to bore me, with your breath like rubber
SLUTMAN CITY
I have travelled many miles and I have wiped away many smiles
Slutman city- life without shame
We grant you sweet release from your useless life
Human race now rules the earth, but I tell you you're not the first
Slutman city- pimples on my butt
Your world is doomed, you wonder why
Tattered millions bathe in hate
We masturbate and we create
WORLD O' FILTH
Welcome to your world o' filth
Here within your filthy world
That girl outside, she said she'd lick but she lied
Your lives- controlled
World o' filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, etc...
WAR TOY
Churning through the bestial muck
Boy!! You're just a war toy
10 million hosebags every day
Cause I'm so glad he is among us
You're just a war toy
CAPTAIN CRUNCH
Everybody needs somebody to abuse
When you least expect, your world reels
Bodies waken, souls a quakin'
You enter the sex plague
When you're all dead we'll still be here
AS PURE AS THE ARCTIC SNOW
Long ago- we lay frozen deep in snow
The planets aligned
As pure as the arctic snow! Woah!!
And now we stand
JE M' APPELLE JACQUES COUSETAU
I was there at the cattle fair
A hole in ground in this theater I found
Woah! His name is Jacques Cousteau
The foam beside and a burly sea to ride
Cousteau you know where the dying dolphins go
GWAR THEME
Gazing through that toothy maw
Cause we are GWAR!!!
GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!
Steel and leather, whips and chains
BONE MEAL
Piles of burnt corpses we're turning screws
Bone meal! Better than no meal at all
OLLIE NORTH
{backwards message at the beginning is a
George Michael song, "Careless Whisper" I think}
lickylickylickylickylickylickylicky
Oh when I got up today oooooooooh I got a splitting headache.....
TECHNO'S SONG
{Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play
anything I want perfectly the first time through... While I was sitting on
the toilet the other day I wrote this ditty and I though you guys, like,
might like to play it for me, cause I am Techno Destructo and I can
out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock
stars... Cause I am Techno Destruct, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond
Jupiter, and that's way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a
mission... Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and
the Master in a holy gihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.
GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!}
I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
GWAR must die!
{Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex
Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato
masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and (Aries
kid(?)) in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and
Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno
doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's.. he's... he's making a meal
out of Oderus's brain!!!}
I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
U AIN'T SHIT
My life is in a rut and I need a big kick in the butt
U Ain't Shit until
Where's my fucking axe?
U aint' shit until you learn how to rock!!!
Swollen with pus, I shall further expound
As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl
We've come for your entrails
And now it's time
Death's mime is rhymed
People of your planet all writhe in muck
Life's a piece of shit, you are living it
You deserve no rest in death
And now it's time
Death's mime is rhymed
I'm gonna smash my chin 'till I've got a cleft
Time for death, there's nothing left
I'm gonna rape your world, gonna go suck cock
Your nipples, expose your breasts
I'll burrow deep into your chest... aah
Leaders of your people acting really dumb
Flies with the eyes, guys with the thighs
Keeping a watch on Bilko's pies
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...
No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels
No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No... Yes
Yes, though rows of noses block your way
But you must flail on today...
Yes, yes, pumping entrails on your
Face, face, face, face....
The Berlin
9 (nine) tons of crack a day
It's up my butt, the USA
All you people will look like us-
You worship me but still- you suck...
USA- (I'm the prince of lies)
Death to those who wear paisley
Plucking babies heads like daisies
Your world is full of hate and filth
I'll rape your dog with a plow...
C'mon man, let's go kill someone
Cheap fuckers, sheep fuckers
You're all cheap fuckers...
Now that one + one is two
I don't want to cum inside of you
Now I kiss your lips
Now I mount your hips
Now I read your mind
Your slimey hind- sublime!
I race unto the plague
I'll bring you a big coat of butter to slick your dead dick way
I'm in love with a dead dog...
We've been to the clinic, we know our love is clean
We walk together, but fill up separately
We share a cheese ball, we just do it all
Well it gapes vacantly
The higher the litter, the shitter
Has justly righted three...
You scream "don't stop"
I hope you don't pop
I'm in love, with a shove
Meaty glove
I've come from my icy pit just to rub your face in shit
Slutman city- so much flesh to maim!
Of your heart I'll have a piece impaled on my knife
Your world to rape, your life sucked dry
The purity of wisdom, a withered husk, flies thrive
Your cities built on corpses, you best beware
Your towers will crumble as did theirs!
Slutman city- bestial necrophillicac's busting nuts
You bleed her daily and now flies thrive
You wanna do drugs? own expensive rugs?
With much aplomb- you'll watch me rape your mom
Tons of junk and crack to take!!
Teenage girls to eviscerate-
Gorged out eyeballs, gonna vomit on your plate
Slutman city!!
Slutman city!!!
The human race, the spawn of apes
We rape and kill, until we're done
You ask me why- Ha! Ha!
Because it's fun
Where costly cash is jumbo puke
The words they rhyme the sound you crave
You lust for what's called jumbo pave
For what's called jumbo pay - a
The terror mongers fight the squirrels
So come on down to dynasty
And you get muscular dystrophy
Your world it writhes, it makes me frown
But you can set it aflame
The molten nipple mound!
Fortune favors the bold!!!
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole
The all-eye says you are the right slave
To be my anal knave
Tongue in my anal cave
Just my little anal butter boy
Oh I'm so filled with joy
Now I know glee
They die for me to have my way
Sureley it it their deaths they seek
To brave my toxic anal reek
I'm so glad he is a fungus
I'm so glad he is among us
Philled condoms
My nipples explode!!!
Let's all go drink and kill and fart
Yeah sure it's fun but is it art? (toughie!)
The all-eye sees the butt disease
Humanity is on its knees
With little boys...
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (shit)
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun? (Mortal scum) rest assured it's not for long
You fall to the ground, will heaven protect it (no)
A strange new world that you found and now
You see your jellied corpse a bakin'
Your world teeters on the brink of madness...
We shall... kick that bitch over with gladness
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeeeeds....
Having butt sex- cause I'm so - queeeeeeeeeeer....!!
Disciples of sin!!!
It was nice- suspended in the endless ice
Time flew by- worlds did weep and kingdoms died
Still we slept- knowing that destiny crept
No longer, no longer confined
The humans so blind
Your race is of a futile kind
Helm on head and sword in hand
Our righteous wrath
Cleave through your ranks a bloody path
Your system- sucks!!
Your cities stink, your world is fucked
So come to us
Or you'll drown in a sea of pus!!
Drown in pus!!!
(note: if I remember right, this translates
as "My Name Is Jacques Cousteau")
Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears
He said "do you want a chair?"
I'd join him anywhere!
J.C.'s infernal horde
They caper, they banter, forming human pyramids
All to please their infernal lord
A pussy and I know you know
I know you know and there he goes
He goes and grows, oh gosh he knows
Aboard the Calypso
All spell goodness for the master of the whirling pimple tide
He tried and pried until the rusty hinges sighed
Then he stepped inside
He found her there swimming in her seaweed hair
Looking vaguely like a lover who had hung herself with underwear
Phosphorescent green and the sex act made obscene
In Jacques galleon of hatred this wrinkled Frenchman is a living god!!!
And the wasteland ever growing never slowing till it's far below
Put it on your TV show
And let the humans know!!!
You could not conceive what I saw
In my land there is no sun
In my country there are no guns- ok!
And we'll go far!!!
We've got guitars (2 of them)
We'll go to war!!! (thrash your bar, wreck your car, etc...)
We've learned how to enjoy pain!
Life in a cage ain't too groovy
Now only the penthouse will do me!!!
Turn Ôem into bone meal for our troops to use!
Turn on the ovens, get in the shower
Get out the wheelbarrows we'll be at it for hours!
Bone meal! Better than no meal so get in the stall
lickylickylickylickylickylickylicky
takeaickylickreemmyasslickmyfatcock
gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
Oh baby......I gotta get away......
I take a day, be taking 25, got cancer in my butt but I gotta stay
alive.....
Ignore it honey... and it will go away.......
A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!!
Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass
Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!!
My mind meets the hand of doom
Dontcha know- he's in this room!!!
U learn how to rock!!!
Don't need no shit playing sax!
Get the fuck- get the fuck out of my face!
Cause tonight there's meat on the menu!