Hell-o!


Hell-o!

Time For Death
AEIOU
Americanized
I'm In Love With A Dead Dog
Slutman City
World O' Filth
War Toy
Captain Crunch
As Pure As The Arctic Snow
Je M' Apelle Jacques Cousteau
GWAR Theme
Bone Meal
Ollie North
Techno Song
U Aint' Shit
Rock N Roll Party Town
Black & Huge


TIME FOR DEATH

Sun goes down, bodies on the ground
Swollen with pus, I shall further expound
As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl
We've come for your entrails

And now it's time for death
And now it's time
Death's mime is rhymed

Sun comes up, bloody pulp
People of your planet all writhe in muck
Life's a piece of shit, you are living it
You deserve no rest in death

And now it's time for death
And now it's time
Death's mime is rhymed

Time for death, it's to the left
I'm gonna smash my chin 'till I've got a cleft
Time for death, there's nothing left
I'm gonna rape your world, gonna go suck cock

And now it's time for death
Your nipples, expose your breasts
I'll burrow deep into your chest... aah

There's no sun, just a human slum
Leaders of your people acting really dumb
Flies with the eyes, guys with the thighs
Keeping a watch on Bilko's pies

And now it's time for DEATH


AEIOU

U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...
No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels
No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No... Yes
Yes, though rows of noses block your way
But you must flail on today...
Yes, yes, pumping entrails on your
Face, face, face, face....
The Berlin


AMERICANIZED

I'm Americanized
9 (nine) tons of crack a day
It's up my butt, the USA
All you people will look like us-
You worship me but still- you suck...

USA - I'm Americanized
USA- (I'm the prince of lies)

I'm Americanized
Death to those who wear paisley
Plucking babies heads like daisies
Your world is full of hate and filth
I'll rape your dog with a plow...

Drugs unt guns, drugs and guns
C'mon man, let's go kill someone
Cheap fuckers, sheep fuckers
You're all cheap fuckers...


I'M IN LOVE (WITH A DEAD DOG)

When I first met you, I knew I loved you
Now that one + one is two
I don't want to cum inside of you
Now I kiss your lips
Now I mount your hips
Now I read your mind
Your slimey hind- sublime!

I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling
I race unto the plague
I'll bring you a big coat of butter to slick your dead dick way
I'm in love with a dead dog...

Paw in fist we stalk through the rutabaga garden
We've been to the clinic, we know our love is clean
We walk together, but fill up separately
We share a cheese ball, we just do it all

The butter so bitter, the shitter
Well it gapes vacantly
The higher the litter, the shitter
Has justly righted three...

(the death of pookie)

You begin to bore me, with your breath like rubber
You scream "don't stop"
I hope you don't pop
I'm in love, with a shove
Meaty glove


SLUTMAN CITY

I have travelled many miles and I have wiped away many smiles
I've come from my icy pit just to rub your face in shit

Slutman city- life without shame
Slutman city- so much flesh to maim!

We grant you sweet release from your useless life
Of your heart I'll have a piece impaled on my knife
Your world to rape, your life sucked dry
The purity of wisdom, a withered husk, flies thrive

Human race now rules the earth, but I tell you you're not the first
Your cities built on corpses, you best beware
Your towers will crumble as did theirs!

Slutman city- pimples on my butt
Slutman city- bestial necrophillicac's busting nuts

Your world is doomed, you wonder why
You bleed her daily and now flies thrive
You wanna do drugs? own expensive rugs?
With much aplomb- you'll watch me rape your mom

Tattered millions bathe in hate
Tons of junk and crack to take!!
Teenage girls to eviscerate-
Gorged out eyeballs, gonna vomit on your plate
Slutman city!!
Slutman city!!!

We masturbate and we create
The human race, the spawn of apes
We rape and kill, until we're done
You ask me why- Ha! Ha!
Because it's fun


WORLD O' FILTH

Welcome to your world o' filth
Where costly cash is jumbo puke
The words they rhyme the sound you crave
You lust for what's called jumbo pave
For what's called jumbo pay - a

Here within your filthy world
The terror mongers fight the squirrels
So come on down to dynasty
And you get muscular dystrophy

That girl outside, she said she'd lick but she lied
Your world it writhes, it makes me frown
But you can set it aflame
The molten nipple mound!

Your lives- controlled
Fortune favors the bold!!!

World o' filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, etc...


WAR TOY

Churning through the bestial muck
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole
The all-eye says you are the right slave
To be my anal knave
Tongue in my anal cave

Boy!! You're just a war toy
Just my little anal butter boy
Oh I'm so filled with joy
Now I know glee

10 million hosebags every day
They die for me to have my way
Sureley it it their deaths they seek
To brave my toxic anal reek

Cause I'm so glad he is among us
I'm so glad he is a fungus
I'm so glad he is among us
Philled condoms
My nipples explode!!!

You're just a war toy
Let's all go drink and kill and fart
Yeah sure it's fun but is it art? (toughie!)
The all-eye sees the butt disease
Humanity is on its knees
With little boys...


CAPTAIN CRUNCH

Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (shit)
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun? (Mortal scum) rest assured it's not for long

When you least expect, your world reels
You fall to the ground, will heaven protect it (no)
A strange new world that you found and now

Bodies waken, souls a quakin'
You see your jellied corpse a bakin'
Your world teeters on the brink of madness...
We shall... kick that bitch over with gladness

You enter the sex plague
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeeeeds....

When you're all dead we'll still be here
Having butt sex- cause I'm so - queeeeeeeeeeer....!!
Disciples of sin!!!


AS PURE AS THE ARCTIC SNOW

Long ago- we lay frozen deep in snow
It was nice- suspended in the endless ice
Time flew by- worlds did weep and kingdoms died
Still we slept- knowing that destiny crept

The planets aligned
No longer, no longer confined
The humans so blind
Your race is of a futile kind

As pure as the arctic snow! Woah!!

And now we stand
Helm on head and sword in hand
Our righteous wrath
Cleave through your ranks a bloody path
Your system- sucks!!
Your cities stink, your world is fucked
So come to us
Or you'll drown in a sea of pus!!
Drown in pus!!!


JE M' APPELLE JACQUES COUSETAU
(note: if I remember right, this translates as "My Name Is Jacques Cousteau")

I was there at the cattle fair
Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears
He said "do you want a chair?"
I'd join him anywhere!

A hole in ground in this theater I found
J.C.'s infernal horde
They caper, they banter, forming human pyramids
All to please their infernal lord

Woah! His name is Jacques Cousteau
A pussy and I know you know
I know you know and there he goes
He goes and grows, oh gosh he knows
Aboard the Calypso

The foam beside and a burly sea to ride
All spell goodness for the master of the whirling pimple tide
He tried and pried until the rusty hinges sighed
Then he stepped inside
He found her there swimming in her seaweed hair
Looking vaguely like a lover who had hung herself with underwear
Phosphorescent green and the sex act made obscene
In Jacques galleon of hatred this wrinkled Frenchman is a living god!!!

Cousteau you know where the dying dolphins go
And the wasteland ever growing never slowing till it's far below Put it on your TV show
And let the humans know!!!


GWAR THEME

Gazing through that toothy maw
You could not conceive what I saw
In my land there is no sun
In my country there are no guns- ok!

Cause we are GWAR!!!
And we'll go far!!!
We've got guitars (2 of them)
We'll go to war!!! (thrash your bar, wreck your car, etc...)

GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!

Steel and leather, whips and chains
We've learned how to enjoy pain!
Life in a cage ain't too groovy
Now only the penthouse will do me!!!


BONE MEAL

Piles of burnt corpses we're turning screws
Turn ‘em into bone meal for our troops to use!
Turn on the ovens, get in the shower
Get out the wheelbarrows we'll be at it for hours!

Bone meal! Better than no meal at all
Bone meal! Better than no meal so get in the stall


OLLIE NORTH

{backwards message at the beginning is a George Michael song, "Careless Whisper" I think}

lickylickylickylickylickylickylicky
lickylickylickylickylickylickylicky
takeaickylickreemmyasslickmyfatcock
gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

Oh when I got up today oooooooooh I got a splitting headache.....
Oh baby......I gotta get away......
I take a day, be taking 25, got cancer in my butt but I gotta stay alive.....
Ignore it honey... and it will go away.......


TECHNO'S SONG

{Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play anything I want perfectly the first time through... While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote this ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me, cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno Destruct, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission... Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master in a holy gihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies. GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!}

I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!!

GWAR must die!

{Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and (Aries kid(?)) in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's.. he's... he's making a meal out of Oderus's brain!!!}

I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass
Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!!


U AIN'T SHIT

My life is in a rut and I need a big kick in the butt
My mind meets the hand of doom
Dontcha know- he's in this room!!!

U Ain't Shit until
U learn how to rock!!!

Where's my fucking axe?
Don't need no shit playing sax!
Get the fuck- get the fuck out of my face!
Cause tonight there's meat on the menu!

U aint' shit until you learn how to rock!!!


ROCK AND ROLL PARTY TOWN

Rock and roll- dyn-o-mite!!!
Party all day... party all night!!!
Hey there girl- do you like my big dick?
Hey there baby- suck it till it gets real thick!

Rock and roll party town
Rock and roll gonna party down
Rock and roll party town
She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller!!!

Rock and roll- it's a sex machine
Rock and roll- do you know what I mean?
Rock and roll- now it's time to go
Rock and roll- see you after the show!!!


BLACK & HUGE
[note: The original version of Black & Huge was recorded to be released on a Sub Pop 7" single. The deal fell through and it was included as a bonus track on the Shimmy Disc cassette and vinyl versions.]