THE ART OF WAR | |
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| Drop Drawers | |
| Don's Bong Is Gone | |
| The Ballad Of Vincent Bologleoni | |
| The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo (Star Trek Version) | |
DROP DRAWERS
I'm going to find a little place I can call my own
Drop drawers, drop drawers, drop drawers, drop drawers
Drawers, drawers, drawers, drawers
[much incoherent babbling]
That's right kids, don't be afraid to drop your drawers down
DON'S BONG IS GONE
[band is drunk and playfully arguing during the SFW sessions]
Oderus: You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny?
BalSac: Hey, I got a request, I got a request
Oderus: What?
BalSac: Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone"
Oderus: Don's... Bong...
BalSac: Please, just once
Oderus: You guys can't do it
BalSac: Come on, Dong's... Don's Bong Is Gone, do it
Oderus: You gotta let the vocal part start, then you guys build up then
you slowly fade out, okay, it's easy to do. Silence. Then the vocals
start, okay, then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit
together and then slowly the music works in, yeah
[bass line starts]
Oderus (mumbling): ...to tell a story that is deeper...
Where do I begin
Where do I begin
Where did I go wrong
Don's bong is gone
I know that you will never come back to me
Don's bong is gone
Took me, take me...
You don't understand, you don't understand
THE BALLAD OF VINCENT BOLOGLEONI
? baby, yeah that's right, you slope
I got gas and oil running through my veins
Don's bong is gone, gone, gone
Took me, take me...
You don't understand, you don't understand
THE BALLAD OF VINCENT BOLOGLEONI
? baby, yeah that's right, you slope
I got gas and oil running through my veins
Track one: outtake from Carnival, produced by Ron Goudie
BalSac's Liner Notes:
Drop Drawers: This song was originally written for "The Toilet Earth," but
was cut from that album because of a lack of time and the fact that some of
the GWAR members thought it was just too goofy. The version was recorded
for "Carnival Of Chaos," but again was cut because we couldn't get
permission to spoof the Billy Thorpe song "Children Of The Sun" (nothing
was too goofy for Carnival).
The S.F.W. Sessions: These recordings were done when we were in the
studio to record a song for the SFW soundtrack. We got extremely drunk and
just let the tape roll. These songs were the resulting drunken
improvisations:
Don's Bong Is Gone: The true story of what happened to Sleazy's
bong.
The Ballad Of Vincent Bologleoni: Another song dating back to
"Toilet." Vinnie is the lead singer of RAWG, and this is the story of how
he made money while he waited for RAWG to get big. Sorry the quality is so
bad, but this tape (made on a boom box) is the only version of the song
that I could find. Maybe one day it will make it on an album.
The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo: This song is off "Carnival of
Chaos" minus the middle section. When we tried to get permission to use
riffs from "Star Trek" (battle song from "Amok Time" for all you
Trekkies), Paramount informed us that they could not allow "Star Trek" to
become involved with GWAR in any way. Yeah, I know the end of Techno is cut
off. Go buy the album.
BalSac, the Jaws o' Death
I'm just a billion thousand miles away from home
I'm going to find myself a seat, better make it a throne
This is something I do on my own
?
Drop drawers, drop drawers, drop drawers, drop drawers
I gotta find a seat that is my own, find a seat that is my throne
Something I do on my own, it's something I do on my own
Find a seat that is my throne, find a seat that is my own
Find a seat that is my own, something I do on my own
Drawers, drawers, drawers, drawers
Drawers, drawers, drawers, drawers
Drawers, drawers, drawers, drawers
I said drop your drawers, I said drop your drawers
Every boy and every girl, drop your drawers on to the ground
???
Drop 'em all down, drop 'em all down
Drop 'em all down, drop 'em all down one time
Drop 'em all down, drop 'em all down
Drop 'em all down, drop 'em all down now
You drop your drawers on down, you drop your drawers on down
You drop your drawers on down, you drop your drawers on down
You drop your drawers on down, you drop your drawers on down
You drop your drawers on down, you drop your drawers on down
Drawers! Drawers! Drawers! Drawers!
Come on down now people
Drop them down now one time
Come on down now people yeah
You drop your drawers down to the barbecue crusted log cabin flow
Drop them down laddies, drop them down lassies
Drop them down one by one
They're coming down all over the land
Oh you cheeky lass with your cheeky ass
What more could could you mean to me lassie?
Oh lassie, little lassie lady
Sweet little highland me sweet
Your legs and your kilt all stinking of piss
To tell a story of a love that never wins
I've, uh, oh fuck [screws up the line]
Where do I start?
To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
To tell of something that you did to me
How do I start?
When you began something that was more than a song
I thought I knew you when you sucked upon my schlong
Where did it go?
Where did you go now that you've lost it all
When you looked and you turned away, I know
Yes I know, I know, I know
When you looked away
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone, gone, gone
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
What you did to me
? baby
There's a boy named Vinnie, likes to fuck around
Yeah, see him out there hanging around
Vinnie's got him a woman now, she likes to suck on his dong
She's got a spike in her arm and a dick up her nose
That's right
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
I wish I was back in denial
Vinnie's got him a dream, to be a rock star on top
So why you dressed like a clown, sucking shit off the floor?
Vinnie's got him a problem now, got something wrong with his life
He's ? at the drop of a knife
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
Like suckin' dick all day
Come on Vinnie, gotta take a chance
? into your pants
Come on baby, you been suckin' dick all day
Say there Vinnie, what is that you said?
Yeah we chopped off her arms and kicked off her head
Where are you Vinnie, where is the life that you want?
Now he's suckin' dick at the back of a bar
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
Suckin' dick was the, suckin' dick was the
Suckin's and fuckin' and suckin' a licka dicka lick was the
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
THE PRIVATE PAIN OF TECHNO DESTRUCTO
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
What you did to me
? baby
There's a boy named Vinnie, likes to fuck around
Yeah, see him out there hanging around
Vinnie's got him a woman now, she likes to suck on his dong
She's got a spike in her arm and a dick up her nose
That's right
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
I wish I was back in denial
Vinnie's got him a dream, to be a rock star on top
So why you dressed like a clown, sucking shit off the floor?
Vinnie's got him a problem now, got something wrong with his life
He's ? at the drop of a knife
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
Like suckin' dick all day
Come on Vinnie, gotta take a chance
? into your pants
Come on baby, you been suckin' dick all day
Say there Vinnie, what is that you said?
Yeah we chopped off her arms and kicked off her head
Where are you Vinnie, where is the life that you want?
Now he's suckin' dick at the back of a bar
Suckin' dick was the only
Suckin' dick was the only only way
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
Suckin' dick was the, suckin' dick was the
Suckin's and fuckin' and suckin' a licka dicka lick was the
Suckin' dick was the only way to pay
THE PRIVATE PAIN OF TECHNO DESTRUCTO
I got fire and plastic in my brain
I'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I got steel in my skull, hard as a rock
And rubber and iron in my cock!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
I came to this planet to get my men
To conquer the world with them
I'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I said "come with me, fly to the sun!"
But they said "FUCK NO
We're having too much fun!"
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain on to our brother
The never ending cycle starts again
You can't kill me
You won't break me
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me stronger!
But I don't want to really hurt GWAR
We should be friends
Conquering the universe together
Against our mutual enemies
Cardinal Syn and the Holy Warriors from Outer Space
I came to this planet to get my men
To conquer the world with them
I'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I said "come with me, fly to the sun!"
But they said "FUCK NO
We're having too much fun!"
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain on to our brother
The never ending cycle starts again
You can't kill me
You won't break me
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me stronger!
Track two: from the SFW sessions, produced by Scott Wolfe
Track three: recorded at the Slave Pit, produced by no one
Track four: outtake from Carnival, produced by Ron Goudieumm, what can I say? We are so
very very sorry.