RAWGWAR | |
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| Asian People | |
| Mexican Prick Fish | |
| The SFW Sessions | |
| The Needle | |
| The SFW Sessions (part 2) | |
| Cum All Ye Young Faggots | |
| Poopie Britches | |
ASIAN PEOPLE
Asian people make great cars but lousy drivers
MEXICAN PRICK FISH
Mexican prick fish
THE SFW SESSIONS (PART 1)
[note: for most of this session, the band is goofing around and joke-arguing
with Mexican accents. Apparently Oderus and BalSac were the only ones
that were miked, and the other band members can faintly be heard in the
background once in a while.]
BalSac: Ole`, Ole`
THE NEEDLE
Hey baby, won't you let me in
[much thanks to McMikey B, who had Mike Derks check over the version of the
Needle lyrics I posted to alt.music.gwar and make some corrections.
Unfortunately, even BalSac himself didn't remember what he sang in some of
the lines]
THE SFW SESSIONS (PART 2)
BalSac: Hi there. Spider, we are rolling? Yes, yes we are, very good.
And if for a moment I may be incorrect for a moment
Let me say that I hate the Jews
That's okay, I hate Negroes, too
And I really hate the White motherfuckers
Kind of an equal opportunity hate
Humans suck, cock that is
Ah, what do you care, you're just a bunch of penguins
You gotta respect everybody
Even if you don't like them
You see they might have a weapon
Admit it, the evil empire didn't die with the fall of Communism
It grew stronger
And a child and a gun go together like apple pie and mom
It's our god given right to drive around with a gun in our car
A ass, the crack that you must pass
I stake a claim, I'll remain at the cleft that few shall pass
Beneath the stink of baking block
We're all becoming livestock
I keep a close watch on this pot of mine
I keep my pants pulled down all the time
I'm saving up to be a mime
Because your slum and I'm a mime
I'm a mime, I'm a mime, a mime, a mime
I'm a mime, I'm a mime, a mime, a mime
I can tell the enemy fears us by the way he fires
We conserve and scavage everything
Mexican prick fish
Mexican prick fish
Mexican prick fish
Oderus: You got to be hard, you got to be all hard
BalSac: Fuckin' A, esse`, Fuckin shit rollin', man? Fuckin' rollin' man?
Oderus: To make it in this world you got to be hard
BalSac: Shut the fuck up esse`
Oderus: The oldest (?)
?: Si, el moro
Oderus: Come on, punto. Do it fuckface.
[drum intro from SFW starts, then ends. Tape cuts, then resumes in the
middle of SFW, but they screw it up]
?: Tapes still rolling
Oderus: Hey esse`, you fucked up real good
BalSac: Suck my prick fish, fucko
?: Tape's still rolling, asshole!
Oderus: Hey fucko, you can... Hey fucko...
BalSac: Suck my goddamn prick fish, you motherfucker
Oderus: Your punto ass is mine
BalSac: You spick
[tape cuts, resumes with drum intro for SFW starting]
BalSac: Alright, alright
Oderus: Back off the juice motherfucker, I think you had a little too much
to drink
[intro continues until the bass starts to kick in, then they screw up]
Oderus: You fucking suck my prick, okay, fuck you.
?: You guys ready now?
Oderus: I been ready, what's your problem?.. Okay, I will.
[SFW drum intro starts again briefly, then stops. BalSac begins playing
"Over The Hills And Far Away"]
Oderus: Cut the shit esse`, the fucking Led Zeppelin stuff is beginning to
make me mad, you know, I have to go for my gat and spray you. You know, speckle you
with my fucking love, my gun, my love gun.
BalSac: Fucking moron, you don't know shit about fucking tuning, I'm
fucking tuning
Oderus: My love gun is not something to be, you know, to be taken less seriously than
maybe the gland of a huge elephant.
BalSac: You want it to fucking sound out of tune man, is that the what you want?
Oderus: You know, you think that maybe a huge cannon, maybe could take on
my prick, you have to be thinking maybe a little wrong...
BalSac: Fuck it, alright fucko, fucko, hey fucko, shut your fucking hole
you prick
Oderus: You know that my prick is making fucking (?) holes
BalSac: Yeah spick, call me a prick, you're a spick prick.
Oderus: Maybe I'll speckle you with my filthy potato up my Mexican prick
fish dick okay
BalSac: Hey fuck you fucko
Oderus: So get on with it
BalSac: You wanna do this or what?
?: The tape, she's a rolling
Oderus: Do it you fuck, you fuck fuck
?: Where's our drummer?
BalSac: Wake up
Oderus: He's tired, he hurt his back
BalSac: Awww, baby
Oderus: He's been fucking too hard. Our fucking drummer's been fucking too
much. He's fuck drunk. He's fuck drunk you fuck. Quit waiting. Get it right
or I'm getting pissed. Yeah, hi bud, number one, take it away fucker.
BalSac: Shut up for a second and let him start the fucking song.
Oderus: I'm not saying shit.
?: What song we doing?
BalSac: So Fucking What
Oderus: It don't matter what song
BalSac: Get up
Oderus: Hey, the pizza's here
BalSac: Shut up
[tape cuts here, starts again with the band playing the end of an
improvised version of a Mexican sounding oldies song ("Dream Lover", I
think), with Oderus
singing]
Oderus: ...kick his ass now, I'd like to kick his ass now, I'd like to
kick his ass right now, I want to kick his fucking aaaaaasssss.
[song ends]
BalSac: ...fuck around man
Oderus: You had all day to tune.
BalSac: You don't understand man
Oderus: You had all day to tune
BalSac: You been tuning all fucking day
Oderus: You can tune all fucking day
BalSac: You're a fucking maniac man
Oderus: Dude, dude
BalSac: You don't know shit about music, dude, you don't know shit, man
Oderus: Dude, tape's rolling, fuck
BalSac: Shut up, you ready
Oderus: Do it
[tape cuts here, resumes with the band playing the end of Krak Down]
BalSac: Why are we wasting our tape with this crap? It's fucking crap man,
what the fuck are we doing?
Oderus: Look, we had it and we lost it, okay, we had it and we lost it, you
can't, no look, no fuck you...
BalSac: Why are we wasting our time with this, we've already got it on
album
Oderus: You can't fucking make a cherry out of a turd, that's all there is
to it.
BalSac: No, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up man
Oderus: You can't make a cherry out of a turd, we had it earlier,
everything was nice, things were going good, you guys weren't fucking up,
and you guys weren't making a bunch of fucking noise, I was funny and you
guys weren't even there, you were in the room laughing, now you wanna get
cute, you wanna get cute? You wanna come out here and...
[tape ends here]
I got a six of beer and a bottle of gin
I could show you a good time, show you a good, good time
I don't think so, you're not my type
The only thing you'll be kissing is the ass I wipe
I wouldn't fuck you if you were me
I wouldn't fuck you heh heh
Who's askin' you bitch
???
???
???
Maybe I misjudged you, you're so nice
I think I'd like to fit you into my schedule tonight
Won't you come ???? too
I just might like it rough, you want to screw
You're the one
You're the one I dream of
You're the one
You're the one I dream of
So I got in bed and I undo my pants
I pull myself out of myself
I think of you
I think of you and I start to
Start to, start to, start to
Start to come
Come here baby, it feels so good
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself
[Tape cuts, resumes with band playing end of King Queen]
Oderus: King Queen, whooooaaa, aaaaaahhhh
BalSac:That was fucking crap, what we got right here is a case of fucking
crap.
[Opening drum beat and bassline of Krak Down starts]
BalSac: No don't play that, don't fuckin.. don't fucking..
[silence for a few seconds, then drums and bass start again and other instruments
follow]
Oderus: That was shit man, we had the improv group going earlier,
you know, you fucked it up because you tried to make something that you
did not happen, why did you try to make that? why did you try why did you make
that why did you try why did you... Your melted essence is my tool, and I
appropriate your nugget jewel. Chemically wrap around aroma, in a bathtub
in a coma. Getting drunk with...
[tape cuts abruptly]